"it" just moved
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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