normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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