So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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