whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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