Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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