That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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