so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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