im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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