Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Ketchup is God's man juice
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I just want to make out with him forever
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
