Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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