i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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