Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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