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say what?
wanna hang out?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
did i walk over a car last night?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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