ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I love you. Go after that dick
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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