Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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