He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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