what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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