I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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