I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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