Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I AM VODKA MAN
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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