dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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