i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
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I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
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Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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