Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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