I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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