And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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