Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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