No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
false alarm. still invincible.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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