My nipple is on Facebook.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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