Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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