WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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