ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
MIDGETS
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FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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