We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
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Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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