Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Green mimosas i think yes
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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