my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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