i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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