only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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