Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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