hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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