So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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