biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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