We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
