I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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So many bounce houses so little time
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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