You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Randomize
