you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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