i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Princesses don't give blow jobs
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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