I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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