I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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