So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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