Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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