What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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