you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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