Cold hands, warm shart.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
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I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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