I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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