Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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