I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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