The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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