ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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