Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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