You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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